🟢 Apple discretely unveils Apple cars; not the Apple Car

Apple presented its online WWDC 2022 event yesterday, announcing what will be the future software and hardware releases for this year. Despite many expectations and "leaks," still no glasses (same story as in 2021). This is a "nothing exciting but so many important things" situation which journalists will hate.

I could go into many discussions about how Apple has leveraged the pandemic to push forward on collaboration and remote work, but that will be for another time. What is more important is that they quietly unveiled Apple cars.

Let me explain in Apple's voice what their keynote could have been...